Join Us For Pong

it's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class I'd like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his ass so after alf is done there ain't nuthin' good on all my rowdy friends come over 'cause i have pong join us! join us! join us! join us for pong! i got the foxes i got that clout i got my unit on the day they came out you bring the snack treats, you bring the booze i ain't bringin' nuthin',